i like girls but i also like dragons
Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect
On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.
:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…
I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?
Patience. Soon there’ll be enouh. And then… just think…
Lesbian angels. SO ROMANTIC.
Man. The last time we had a lesbian Christmas was when I was 8, I think. It has been FAR too long!
Potential Homestuck ending #231: the full Dorothy.
this highlights one of my favorite things about Sentai / Toku:
the weird shit will be stated so nonchalantly and matter-of-fact
as though it was part of a documentary
"the monster who was going to turn our heroes into deep-fried pierogies has a double nipple safety valve that allows him to change size"
"…but of course you already knew that"
as if daring you to say something about it
so the show can slap you across the eyes while yelling
YOU BOUGHT THE TALKING SPACE DOG POLICE CHIEF
YOU DON’T GET TO BACK OUT NOW
every time i see pictures of this sculpture i wonder why people crop out the best part
BOTH THESE GOATS ARE POPPIN ROCK SOLID BONERS
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the beauty of trail cam deer